US789012: Spherical Object Patent Repository

Patent Number: US789012 (Spherical Objects)

A Patent of Unconventional Genius

Patent Description:

Round and round and round it goes, this spherical object is a game-changer. Perfect for storing catnip, or holding your favorite coffee mug, or maybe even housing an itty-bitty hamster. We're talking 3D, folks. It's a sphere, but not just any sphere. It's a sphere with a purpose.

Patent holder: Ron Swanson, Esq., inventor and renowned expert on spherical things.

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Patent Status:

Active, awaiting approval from the Robot-Hamster Division Committee. Don't worry, we're almost there.